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I destroyed the emporer's palace in a fit of blind fury. It happened yesterday as I was blowing poison darts into a guard. I heard one of them mention something about thinking that ninjas were not very stylish because we usually dress only in black. It's not my fault that I must blend into the shadows. Besides, I happen to think I look good in black. Pink just brings out my rosey cheeks and conveys a certain cuddliness that is not very professional for someone in my trade.

Anyway, I snapped like a dry twig and leveled the place with my bare hands.

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